Although it pains me greatly, I have decided to heed my brother’s advice and censor myself. As a result of this action, I will not be publishing the contents of this particular post. Trust me, you would have thoroughly enjoyed it because I am guessing you have never experienced this particular situation…. and if you had, then you have my condolences. So all I can say is I’ve been to the GATES of HELL, rapped on the iron and almost crossed the threshold before being pulled back into sanity. At sometime in the future I may breakdown and publish the story, but for now I am going to simply count this as a post (I still have all my notes) and let this one simmer a bit.