Thought I would take a quick break from the birds and throw out a recent observation before I forgot it. Having recently had a birthday, my memory is starting to feel the ages. Unfortunately, with the self imposed graphic requirements I had to whip some appropriate image up first. Pretty embarrassing effort, to be honest, but it’ll serve the purpose. Enough rambling, on to the observation.
While coming home from visiting my parents last weekend I was surprised by incident that has not happened to me for at least 10 to 15 years. Actually, I can’t remember it happening since back in my college days when I was driving to my summer job at the Post Office. The reason I remember back that far is I left for work in the late afternoon (night casual so I worked most of the night until ALL the day’s mail was ready for delivery the next day). Inevitably, when exiting the subdivision at that time I would see kids out in the driveways and yards engaged in a number of sports usually involving some form of a ball. Almost every day, I was forced to slow down or brake to avoid one of those balls that had made its way into the street. Actually it wasn’t so much the ball that caused the braking, but the overzealous kid that was hotly pursuing the mishandled ball.
Well, guess what? As Linda and I were heading out of the neighborhood, a basketball came rolling out from a driveway directly into the car’s path. Sure enough, a kid was on his way to retrieve it. As I braked, the kid noticed the car and stopped in his tracks. Immediately, it occurred to me how rare this scene was these days. Children actually getting off the coach, directly interacting with friends and getting some physical activity. During my childhood (wow, am I feeling old) we were out every day we could, playing baseball in the in the court, playing around-the-world/horse/21/teams on the driveway hoops (and yes, everyone boy had a hoop in his driveway), Wiffle ball (actually Indian Ball since the yard was not big enough to run bases) in a local yard or if we were lucky enough to get 5 or more inches of snow the always fun tackle Nerf football in the street.
Now, there is a definite benefit in today’s console generation. In my day there were some injuries to be had. I will not even start detailing my injuries and scars, but they healed. To be honest today, it is pretty hard to get hurt on the couch and I hardly think controller thumb is a real injury. So, in essence the electronic game industry has made our kids safer.
The question I ask, is FATTER an appropriate substitute for SAFER? I know my answer, and looking forward to the next time I can strap on the snowboard and ride that edge.








I am guessing 9 or so months ago we decided to upgrade my wife’s laptop. She was running an old mini-Dell that was starting to slow significantly and was having some off and on issues that I could not pin down. We did some research and eventually decided on another Dell, but this time we acquired it on sale at the local Best Buy. This resulted in a little higher price compared to what we could have done on the web, but we felt it was worth not having to wait for it to be delivered. So back to home we went with her new Dell XPS Studio 15 (I think that was the number). I should note, we did not buy the ridiculous “Geek Squad Optimized” package which consisted of them changing a few settings and tacking on about 40 bucks to the price tag. Once home, she went to work getting it hooked up to the house network (wireless) and adding all of her required software. Almost immediately, the wireless network started flaking out on her at random times. Unfortunately, this was the first computer we had that was installed with Vista so we were ill equipped to pinpoint the cause. I do not think we ever really got this straightened out and instead used our Verizon card most of the time to get on Al Gore’s (sigh) Internet as opposed to going through our house network attached to the Dish Satellite access. We probably could have figured out what was wrong (assuming it was a configuration problem and not a Vista flaw), but instead we were spending our debugging time trying to figure out why we could not install a single Microsoft patch without the machine blue (actually black bios) screen dumping with IRQ errors. No matter what official patch we tried to install, it introduced immediate instability and eventually would crash whether it was on the first reboot or a couple of restarts later. This was unbelievably annoying and resulted in us being about 133 patches behind on the Vista OS.



I think I now know why wife and I do not have kids. It’s really quite simply that I would probably end up accidentally maiming or killing them due to some completely bizarre situation I would have never suspected or assessed ahead of time. Why have I come to this conclusion? Well, this Thanksgiving I about had a heart attack by the stupid actions of a toddler. Linda’s side of the family was down for Turkey Day and Christmas present exchange. We alternate between the families on the Thanksgiving and Xmas holidays so we just do both at the same time on the year we have Linda’s side for Thanksgiving. Having no kids, our house is really not set up well for children and my nerves are really not dulled enough to handle a whole day of them. So, after the presents were given to the kids, they began running one of the kids new trucks across our wood floors. They are supposed to be durable, but just in case, I introduced them to our wide open basement. After a little while I took a stroll down there to see how it was going. One of the kids then asked if he could use my treadmill. I was not too keen on this, but decided to indulge him.
There are those times that an observation brings a smile to my face. Generally these involve some mishap or fail that provides a chuckle at another’s expense (I’m not proud.. but often they deserve it). Every now and then one of these is a result of someone doing something nice for their fellow man. Over the last few weeks I have encountered three such situations giving hope to the fact our society is not completely doomed (well, beyond the threat of becoming a socialist country).
Last week I headed out to my barber to take a little off the top. Actually I am not sure if barber is the correct term in my situation. While growing up I usually went to male hair cutters and they were typically addressed as the barber, but when I went to to the “Luck of the Draw” locations while in college (living on the cheap then and equated every dollar spent to the number of slices it could buy at the local cardboard and grease pizza place) I had a lot of women cutters that generally referred to themselves as stylists. The difference there is they were into the hair wash and blow dry process which differentiated them from the o’l chop, gab and pay barbers at the Men’s Room in Springfield (yeah, it was actually called the Men’s Room). My current “barber” is a lady, but beyond a quick spritz to wet down the hair, doesn’t subscribe to the dunk and blower approach – which fits me perfectly. I should check her card sometime and see what title she gives herself. So why am I boring you with details on my hair? Actually, I had an interesting observation while I was getting my mop spruced up. About halfway through my cut an older man came in and sat down in one of the waiting chairs. He must have been a regular, because he exchanged greetings with my barber and another individual waiting for me to finish. This intrigued me slightly because there generally isn’t a wait line since she only takes appointments and not walk-ins and the part I appreciate most is she is always on schedule. As I got up to pay, my barber commented that his appointment was not until later. He acknowledged this and responded he just thought he would be early today. I think she was still a little surprised and checked the schedule book while taking my payment. As she gave me the change she confirmed with the guy that his appointment was not until 1:30pm (it was 11:30am when she finished with me). That internally jolted me a little based on how jam packed my days usually are. He was likely retired, but said “I can go and come back if you want me to, but figured I would just come and visit awhile” She quickly responded that is was perfectly alright and joked how it was a great place to catch up with everyone. As I shut the door I started rationalizing this scene as I quickly headed to the car to get to the next meeting at work. I kind of felt sad for the guy who has nothing better to do with the extra two hours of the day. Isn’t there an immediate family member or relative to visit with, some event or site to take in instead of spending two hours waiting for a 10 minute hair cut? I decided I felt bad for the individual but glad he had enough initiative to seek out some social interaction as opposed to just sitting at home staring out the same window or worse watching sensationalist news. Here’s to hoping I have activities to fill my hours when I decide to jump off the employment train. Maybe I’ll be blogging about the largest ball of tinfoil I found on my quest to hit every national park before my ticket gets punched. It will be interesting to see how retirement life is for the tech savvy generation.