This is one of those posts that came with a surprise. In essence, there are really two components to this post. I always prefer the uplift that comes when good news come follows bad so I’ll take that approach here. The first part was the original focus of the post and quite frankly is a tale of disappointment. However, the second part came about during the prep work for the post and as karma would have it, has a more positive outcome – how wonderlicous is that? Let’s dispense with the bad.
A few weeks back some friends and I decided to catch the premier of Underworld 4: The Awakening. Now for the record I am a huge fan of the Underworld series with what I felt were strong offering for the first and second movies. Actually they even managed to pull off a strong third episode without Beckinsale in skin tight vinyl. Note, there may be some bias there since they essentially replaced her starring role with Rhona Mitra who looks like she could be Kate’s twin and Rhona was in Doomsday which is a fantastic movie (ah yes, Doomsday, three movies – Mad Max, Highlander and Cobra all wrapped into single pure adrenaline movie). The three previous movies may have set the expectations too high which is a polite way of saying this movie totally sucked (do I get points for the pun?). A quick look on IMDB shows the first movie ratings were 6.8, 6.6 and 6.4. On a personal front it would be 7.4, 7.2 and then 6.7. For some unknown reason IMDB is giving this version a 6.8 which is waaaay to high for what I had to sit through. It would have helped tremendously if they found a way to get Bill Nighy back in and at a minimum Scott Speedman to keep some continuity with the other episodes. Without that it barely makes it over a 4 in my rating scale.
To be honest, we did attend the 2D and not the 3D IMAX version – partly due to my lack of interest in 3D movies which I have soap boxed on previously here at Intrigued (link here). As stated in that post, it seems directors are just trying to cover up weak plot lines with gimmick imagery. Guessing the proverbial 3D kitchen sink was thrown at this one because this script couldn’t even be used to strain spaghetti yet we watched the closing credits for at least 15 minutes as it scrolled name after name on the production teams – think they must have gone through the entire French and Sweden phone books. I’ll keep the spoilers to a minimum, but how many of your own kind would you give the gift of life to if you had the ability? – me thinks more than ONE. Hell, I’ll save the finger fatigue, go read the plot summary on IMDB if you want a good laugh…. and what should be no surprise, there is plenty of storyline left unanswered for another sequel.
There was a bright spot in Awakening. Literally, there was a bright spot in the movie – A bright yellow spot that covered the entire right side of the screen in the middle of the movie, and there it remained for 10 -15 minutes prompting many individuals (including one in or party) to go seek a solution. A worker eventually came in and informed the crowd that they would fix the problem (well thanks!) but a reboot was needed f0r the projector. Now that is a sentence I’ve never heard before. After a quick stoppage, the movie was restarted successfully. There was a silver lining in all this. As it turns out everyone ended up seeing the movie for free – in fact depending on how you view it, you could say the theater paid us to watch this movie. A lady was actually handing out free movie passes to compensate for the bad experience. This pass is good for any movie we want to see 2D, 3D or 3D IMAX. I was hoping for some free popcorn or a Coke so kudos to The Rave for going beyond – too bad we can’t say the same for the director of this movie.
Hit the jump to see “The Educated” part of this post